All your demands will be met.

Alli i þeini bisogni soddisferênða.

Don't wash the bottle in the dishwasher

Non þvare la bottiglia nalla þvastoviglia.

Colorless green dreams sleep furiously.

I traumi verdi inu colori dormondo furiosamente

bye $

Arrisaecarci $

Fight linguistic extinction. Invent a language!

Pognâ l’estinzione rasdavetascapitica! Taugiâ aena rasda!

When my great-great-grandfather was a young man, he travelled out into the world. First he went west; there was only sand there. Then he went north; there was only snow there. Then he went east; there the mountains were too high and great-great-grandfather couldn't climb them. At last he decided to travel south, on foot, on horseback, by cart and by boat. In the south he saw the largest city in all the world.

Can il meinu trisnonnu erat gioggu, viaggiaut faullo mezzogardo. Frome allo vestare; þar ebbet sole malma. Dugque allo nordare; þar ebbet sole snaevo. Dugque all’austare; þar i baergni erando felu alti ed il trisnonnu non puossaet scalare eis. Angiamente decidaet viaggiare allo sondare, piedi, aeca, vagna e scepa. Nallo sondare, saecaut la mechissima cittade allo mezzogardo.

Happy birthday!

Felice gabaerdago!

And all the earth had one language and one tongue. And it came about that in their wandering from the east, they came to a stretch of flat country in the land of Shinar, and there they made their living-place. And they said one to another, Come, let us make bricks, burning them well. And they had bricks for stone, putting them together with sticky earth. And they said, Come, let us make a town, and a tower whose top will go up as high as heaven; and let us make a great name for ourselves, so that we may not be wanderers over the face of the earth. And the Lord came down to see the town and the tower which the children of men were building. And the Lord said, See, they are all one people and have all one language; and this is only the start of what they may do: and now it will not be possible to keep them from any purpose of theirs. Come, let us go down and take away the sense of their language, so that they will not be able to make themselves clear to one another. So the Lord God sent them away into every part of the earth: and they gave up building their town. So it was named Babel, because there the Lord took away the sense of all languages and from there the Lord sent them away over all the face of the earth.

Alla l’aerþa rogiavat la samna rasda ed usavat atha samno vaurdo. Sic dirigendu du l’Orienti, i manni capitarondo aena pianizie nal lando Scineari, e þar bauvarondo. Sic roðirondo l’aeno anþera: “Qemate, taugiamos scaglias cottas la fona.” Operarondo scaglievo anzicê staenevo, e bitumevo invece di calcevo. Poi roðirondo: “Qemate, construiamos unsis aeno stade, ed aena celecna ei, la cima giuggat l’hemeno; acquistiamos unsis fama, affincê non siemos dispersi sul vieto alle l’aerþe.” Il Signore discendaet faur saecare lo stade e la celecna ei, i figli mannoro construivando. Il Signore roðit: “Ecco, sondo aena sola þiuðana e hondo alli aena rasda sola; giaeno ist atha principio gli seini lavori; hora nulla analazzirât eis di conducere ei, þatha intendondo taugiare. Scendiamos dugqe e confondiamos la seina rasda, faurcê l’aeno non vetarât la rasda anþeri.” Sva il Signore eis dispersaet di þar su allo lo vieto l’aerþe ed eis cessarondo di construire lo stade. Dugque a giaena gevada latha namno di Babeli, faurcê þar il Signiore confusaet la rasda alle l’aerþe e þaþro dispersaet su allo lo vieto l’aerþe.